
Looks like Squidward’s never gonna get any enjoyment today is he.īy 3:00 AM, the dinner rush has long ended with Squidward rightfully questioning who would order a krabby patty this late. While Squidward initially enjoys SpongeBob’s screaming, he soon grows annoyed and confesses that the scary story he told was false which just makes SpongeBob laugh at how good Squidward pranked him. Squidward also goes so far as to list of signs that the Hash Slinging Slasher will come such as lights flickering on and off, the phone will ring with no one there, he arrives in the ghost of the bus (yeah, Squidward’s one nonsensical scary guy when he wants to be) that ran him over, crosses the street without looking both ways, taps on the window with the spatula hand, and slowly approaches the counter and kills his victims. Since he didn’t have Hollywood healing like everyone in town had though, he had to replace it with a rusty spatula and soon got hit by a bus and fired at his funeral.


Squidward tells SpongeBob a scary story about the Hash Slinging Slasher (a name that SpongeBob constantly mispronounces) that used to be a regular fry cook like SpongeBob until he accidentally cut off his own hand. However, Squidward’s not gonna let this opportunity go to waste because if he has to live at the work with SpongeBob forever then he’s at least gonna have some fun fooling SpongeBob. SpongeBob decides to be brave and take out the trash while screaming like a baby. Squidward decides to use this to become smug about SpongeBob liking the night shift so much. When SpongeBob sees how dark it is outside though, he starts to get scared since he still has the mind of a 7 year old. Either he’s too paranoid like he was in Squid’d Day Off or he doesn’t have the heart to leave SpongeBob all alone at night since Gary’s not there to comfort him.

I wonder why Squidward doesn’t just sneak out and have SpongeBob do his shift too and go back to work before Mr. Squidward decides to make the most of it by forcing SpongeBob to take out the trash. He even starts to think that the night shift is cooler cause its’. Doesn’t SpongeBob realize that he won’t be able to hang out with Sandy or Patrick unless they decide to get a krabby patty. While Squidward’s pretty pissed off, SpongeBob really loves this since now he gets to work forever and with Squidward too. Krabs proceeds to ditch SpongeBob and Squidward since he has own life and they don’t apparently. What’s the point of them even having houses if they’re never gonna go back to them?
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But since he’s so cheap plus no one else will accept his below minimum wage pay, he just has SpongeBob and Squidward work all 24 hours with no breaks. That actually would sound like a good idea, if he actually bothered to hire more employees to work different shifts. Krabs decides that the Krusty Krab will be open 24/7 like McDonald’s is. Since he wants to get as much money as possible, Mr. That guy will do anything for money even if it kills his employees.

Squidward initially tries to brush him off but when Tom mentions his money, Mr. However, it would seem that Tom (aka the chocolate guy)’s not very smart since he apparently wants a krabby patty despite the Krusty Krab being closed. Now the characters are feeling right unlike in Sailor Mouth. The episode starts off with Squidward celebrating the Krusty Krab closing for the night while SpongeBob’s just crying cause he’s a workaholic. Luckily, I already reviewed Gary Takes a Bath back when I was doing the episodes out of order so now it’s just this and Krusty Love and then I’ll be done with season 2! I will still never know why the heck they decided to hold off this, Krusty Love, and Gary Takes a Bath until the middle of season three! Especially when the other episodes of season 2 already finished airing by January 2002! I will never understand why Nick holds back these episodes. And now we’re back to season 2! Seriously, the reason why it took so long to come out is because I’m reviewing the show in episode airing order.
